Chickens get a bad rap, probably just because they’re edible, and nobody likes to think they’re eating someone cool. But chickens are actually pretty cool. For one thing, in every chicken beats the heart of a giant rampaging dinosaur. If you listen carefully to this video you can hear Godzilla’s great great great …. great grandson singing in the yard. His name is Timid Tina, and he’s gorgeous.

In other chicken news, a chicken recently got in my house and laid an egg in my bed. That counts as sex, if you think about it.