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The Seventh Duke of Uke’s gmail name is “7thdukeofuke”. Minimally, email is usually checked weekly.

If that’s not quick enough, call or text (please no voicemail, unless you need to tell me I inherited a million dollars or something): 5o3~453~5o46. Typically, the Seventh Duke of Uke generally returns missed calls, mostly fairly promptly.