Women look at me funny all the time. Like, the first time I climbed the north face of the Eiger wearing hockey skates, there was this blond chick in a dirndl and she said “deine lederhosen ist rauchnung”. I was like, “lady, these aren’t MY lederhosen. I’m just wearing these as a favor to a friend. MY lederhosen are a TOTALLY different deal!” But then I noticed she was looking at me funny. What’s up with that?