Is there any such thing as a Dental Enema?  Because if there is, I’ll take half a dozen. It beats learning CSS, that’s for sure. I swore I would never learn CSS, and look at me now, man:

Check out that dork-ass watch. What a dweeb.

It took me like six tries to get that picture to load the way I want it. It was all sideways and shit. Thankfully, after a hard day of coding, I can relax in the hot tub with a couple of chicks:

You can tell he's a pimp because of the hat.